unwarranted self-importance

#130 STACEY'S MOVIE, PART FIVE! :D

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark May 12, 2016 19:52

well, we're finally at the end! thanks for all the great comments on the last four parts, i promise i'll be getting back to the comments asap! and i hope you all enjoy part five!

part one
part two
part three
part four

( roll credits )

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SS#15 baby-sitter's european vacation, part five: the saga continues

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Mar 18, 2016 17:50

hey guys!
how is everyone? things have been hectic and crazy and i've had almost no time to write, but i finally have enough chapters written up to post part five! i hope you all enjoy it and thanks again for the comments on parts one, two, three and four! and thank you to those who have checked out my blog and left comments as well! it makes me ( Read more... )

ss#15: baby-sitters european vacation, obligatory 1950s reference, delusion abound!, lerangis, the bsc is the center of the universe, sweet janine and claudia the mean, parody of itself, shut up jessi, claudia is a brat, logan is a jerk, kristy is a psycho, unwarranted self-importance

SS#15 baby-sitters european vacation, part 4!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Mar 02, 2016 17:43

hey guys! how are you all doing ( Read more... )

sms field trip fetish, ss#15: baby-sitters european vacation, illustrations, delusion abound!, things ann knows nothing about, lerangis, the bsc is the center of the universe, mallory: completely delusional?, i hate dawn, stacey's boyfriends, unwarranted self-importance, stupidity, facepalm

mallory's christmas wish part four!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Jan 05, 2016 22:45

hey everybody!
i hope you all had an awesome time over the holidays! rest assured that mallory certainly isn't, as you shall soon see! as for me, the holidays were all right, but i haven't been sleeping much and am like a zombie for most of the day, which is why everything is taking me forever to do. oops ( Read more... )

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dawn "saves" the planet, part 4

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2015 17:49

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dawn "saves" the planet, part two

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 02, 2015 00:04

hello, hello, hello ( Read more... )

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dawn saves the planet, part one!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Sep 29, 2015 20:55

hey everybody! how are all of you guys?
i'm still sick and life has been kicking my ass, but i've recently discovered the immense healing powers of dawn schafer bashing. so i invite you all to join me in this wonderful healing process and read as i let my rage flow in...

( dawn saves the planet )

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Karen's Plane Trip (14-20)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark Jul 07, 2015 21:29

Hi guys! After a brief absence I have returned to finish this Karen snark! Because everyone loves Karen snarks, and everyone wants to know just what convuluted bullshit Karen is getting up to this time around! :D ( Read more... )

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Mary Anne Breaks the Rules (6-10)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark May 07, 2015 21:26

Okay, so Mary Anne is busybodying in one of her charges' business because what the fuck else is new, and she comes up with a really shitty idea to just drag Logan over without any notice in the middle of her sitting jobs.

( Because Mary Anne is fucking stupid. )

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Boy Crazy Stacey Part Three

drmaggiemoreau wrote in bsc_snark Feb 06, 2015 18:01

So, if any of you like what I’m doing here, I’ll be snarking non BSC books over on my journal (first one up: The Devil Wears Prada. I haaate that book). Like, comment and subscribe! Shoot, that’s not it. Anyway, I’m also shilling my next snark on here at the end of this thing. Thanks to all you lovely, lovely people who commented and laughed. The ( Read more... )

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